Feast on These!!
Golf Club Rules
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
... Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to
go drown myself in that lake."
Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down
that long."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break
100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the
earth."
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this
badly before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before,
sir."
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is
improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than
you used to."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time,
caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf
on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of
the week!"
Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too
old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a
5-iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
Golfer (screaming): "You've got to be the worst caddy
in the world!"
Caddy: "I doubt it. That would be too much of a
coincidence!"
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Other
winners included Alfred Galang who bombed a gargantuan drive up the
tough 18th hole. Laser-Line calculated the drive at 302
yards!! Closest to the pin winners were Tony Galang, Bob
McGowan and Marty Churilla.
